Adventures of Shakira and Yukie #5

Chapter 5: The queen of lugis…I mean melons (sorry queen)

 

“If we help you, Lugi, I mean melon. Will you send us back to our world?” I asked.

“Certainly, the great magnificent queen Lucille will do everything that’s good for our helpers on the quest; it’s going to be a magnificent quest to destroy the evil and maximize the good. To…” The melon (finally I got it right) said, that accent was starting to bother me…a lot!

“We aren’t here to listen to you blab on about how “magnificent” our quest is going to be.” Yukie said angrily.

“Who’s the eevviill?” I asked.

“Come, we’ll sit and talk to the queen Lucille.” Melon head said.

 

We went down a hall way of weird stuff. There was a kind of chair which was not a chair but is like a chair. It was tooo weird. The seating part of the chair touched the ground and it was tooooo overstuffed. Melons bounced from room to room. Some looked at us in disbelief. I stared at them back. I hate it when people or melons stare at me! It’s very annoying!

 

Finally at the end of the hallway, there was a huge door. It was red with medieval swirls on it. In the middle of where the medieval swirls led to was a sign saying “Queen Lucille”. The melon knocked on the door.

“Whatajsufa sufgd fzlhds akislhf suf alohf sohfds iashdjk ashlfs agfjkla sdhuif auilfys hdjsilaf dujskef juial slagdsh!!!!!” The queen shouted in melon language.

“Gakshd aohsjakf iaohfb sdahjdsf ajklaf dshkjaf dshjshjkaf hdjkslf xghajkf gdhsjg jaklsfghdjsa fhjsif sguilafsdh dsuiafbsd hfdjkslyuidcbjhzkf!!!!” the melon shouted back.

“Excuse us but we don’t speak melon gibberish!” I yelled.

“Shut up!” Yukie said to me.

“Kafdsj ahjkfd shujaig!”